Episode #565 - E3 Royale

Microsoft:

• No tents but FIVE new acquisitions
• a Cross Platform Future
• Girls, girls, girls, girls
• Falling for Fallout76
• Cyberpunk2077, not that great
• Kingdom Hearts / Ori 2 / Metro Exodus
• Division 2 and fake actors
• Tomb Raider – didn’t hate it / Battletoads – didn’t care
• Jump Force / Devil May Cry / Dying Light 2 / Just Cause 4

Sony :

• The banjo, the flute, the intermissions
•  Last of Us 2  – focus on the lesbian.  Looked too good
• Ghost of Tsushima – not buyin’ it
• Death Stranding – lots of climbing and that’s it
• Resident Evil 2 remake
• Spider-Man – looks generic with all the bad guys

Nintendo Direct :

• Nintendo E3 games
• The Pokemans
• Connecting multiple Switches
• Smash Bros – All of the characters
• Metroid is missing (and Animal Crossing)
• The Treehouse is annoying / Pokemon is huge
• Fortnite is the game

Bethesda :

• a juggernaut?  not on Michelle’s radar
• Doom Eternal / Rage 2 / Quake Champions / Prey
• Wolfenstein Youngblood / Fallout
• Elder Scrolls Blades – on any device
• Starfield / Garfield

EA:

• Anthem
• Origin access premire
• Jedi fallen order / Battlefield 5 – “Royale” with cheese

Ubisoft:

• Dancing and shit
• Beyond good and evil 2 – She’s badass
• Division 2 – didn’t go far enough
• Skull and Bones – the Sea of Thieves that should have been Sea of Theives
• Assassin’s creed – Romance options? it’s all greek to me
• Star Link – Miyamoto was there