Episode #677 – Bots, Bezos, and Bethesda: The PS5, Xbox, and 3080 Pre-order Apocalypse!
Intro: Hunt for the 3080 before October
Pre-order war stories
Voicemail #1: Lucky guy got PS5
Scalper-Bot has all the cards
Mini Galaga 1/4 scale arcade cabinet Giveaway!
- Click HERE to enter
- Ends Oct. 8th
- You must be at least 13 yrs to enter
- US shipping only
10 sec. spotlight:
- Michelle’s 3080 trials and tribulations
- (Song) Bezos Never Lets Me Down
- The virtues of Capitalism and dick sucking – His shit works!
- BPM: Bullets Per Minute – mindless shooting stuff on the beat
- Drinking: Tears of victims of Capitalism
- Payment plan? We don’t need no stinkin’ payment plan!
- (Switch) Super Mario 3D All-Stars from Best Buy
- Sunshine > 64 > Galaxy
- (PS4) Black Ops Cold War – Alpha – Infinity Ward vs. Treyarch
- Drinking: Diet Mt. Dew
Guest Host: Matto (aka, @MattoMcFly )
- Matt got a PS5 (preorder). John made him do it.
- Cyberpunk speculation
- Hypnospace Outlaw (john’s recommendation)
- Drinking: Bengal Spice tea
Voicemail #2: Terrence frm NC sayz Xbox runnin’ scared
Xbox strategy speculation – fallout / elder scrolls / doom / halo
- Xbox subs jumps to 15 million
- Xbox buys Bethesda for 7.5B
- Ubisoft apologizes for no women in retrospective ad
- Facebook discontinues Rift S / Quest 2 coming out
- “People don’t want shit on their face” – Michelle
- Amazon’s error dogs ranked
- Fake Ebay auctions
- PS5 launch games
- XBSX launch titles