Episode #688 – Cyberpunk 2077 Review!

Episode #688 – Cyberpunk 2077 Review!

Intro: Day of the Cyber, Punk

Buy some Stupid Songs at Amazon

Voicemail #1:  Andy sayz make a cool space MMO StarField

10 sec. spotlight:


  • Michelle wins Game Awards again!
  • Steven suggested Craftopia (STEAM) as a winner’s prize
  • It’s a BoTW, crafting, minecrafty, Fortnighty, could be good game
  • Drinking: Body Armor Alkaline Water


  • Cyberpunk/ WoW / CoD
  • Call Of Duty event on Wednesday 12/30 / Check Discord
  • Drinking: a Sloop Juice Bomb

Guest Host:  Matto (aka, @MattoMcFly  )

Roundtable: Cyberpunk 2077

The Prelude

  • Buggy, but great / Refunds anyone?
  • 15fps is not acceptable / Michelle wants consistency, no dips
  • Bugs are blown out of proportion / FPS battles / underpowered

The acquisition and The setup  (**SPOILERS**)

  • Life choices & eye makup
  • Pinky finger / tube sock / horse dick
  • Pretty nails & fashion for corpos
  • John Wick moments / Do choices matter?
  • Keanu love / Want for AI / It’s GTA, but meaningful
  • Living, breathing world? Not really
  • “You can’t see the scope of the city” – John
  • Hong Kong vibe, Tokyo lite / Diverse soundtrack
  • Is this game a “No Man’s Sky” situation?
  • Dong upgrades and Keanu’s performance

The aftermath

  • PC experience is a positive – John
  • Matt’s gonna shelve it until the PS5 version
  • Michelle likes it, decide for yourselves


Next week: Do a Christmas game, do a Christmas game!

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