Episode #744 – The 2/22/22 Sequel Special

Episode #744 – The 2/22/22 Sequel Special

Intro:  2 – 2 – 2 – 2 – 2 – 2 – it’s the sequel episode!!!

Pluto’s return (song) / The Portal

Voicemail #1: FU John and Pokemon

10 sec. spotlight:

Michelle – gets lost in the La la Palooza portal

John

  • Food Truck Simulator – Dad’s dead and you’re on the streets
  • (Gamepass) CrossfireX – very generic
  • Crowz – Battle Royale Battlefield type game. get q-on and get to da choppa
  • Drinking: Some N.E. IPA

Guest Host:  Matto (aka, @MattoMcFly  )

  • (PS5) Cyberpunk 2077 update – It’s better
  • That’s it.
  • Drinking: probably

Roundtable: Horizon Forbidden West:

  • ps5 v ps4 / Matt beta-hulks out
  • tutorial is way too long /
  • every game mechanic is jammed into this game
  • “I think this is a banger of a game” – Matt
  • Bad timing to release < — Elden Ring
  • “I’m surprised John hasn’t used the word ‘problamatic'” – Michelle
  • Scanning is awkward / It’s 10:22

Voicemail #2: Matt, I saw you in da Goodwill getting people’s vcr tapes

News:

Voicemail #3: LTL sayz he used to love Matt, but the love is gone because truckers

Open the Portal bay doors – Pluto (outro)

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