Episode #908 – Switch 2 Review, Dune Awakening Impressions, and Valve Tour

Episode #908 – Switch 2 Review, Dune Awakening Impressions, and Valve Tour

Intro: The Big John Switch 2 Review Show !!

What is an Xbox?  Everything in a handheld

Next week: Ry’s first ‘official’ show

Voicemail #1:  Nintendo didn’t invent the mouse, fanboy dum-bass

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     This week, win :

  • Dune Awakening
  • Stellar Blade

10 sec. spotlight:

Michelle

  • Dune: Awakening – (THX Funcom) – not Conan with a Dune skin
  • “They nailed Dune” – Michelle
  • Punishing, not always fun, but rewarding / Pee Wee’s Dune Adventure
  • Rune Factory Guardians of Azuma
  • Drinking: Tazo Iced Passion Tea

John

  • Firefighter Frankie – your a dog with big dreams
  • New Switch 2 Impressions and Mario Kart World
  • “It looks good, but it’s not super impressive” – John
  • Jumping and grinding / hidden shit everywhere
  • Fortnite and the Mouse – No usb mouse/keyboard
  • “It’s a stupid gimmick” – Michelle/John
  • Switch Welcome Tour is fukking torture
  • Nintendo Gamecube Classics on Switch 2
  • Wind Waker / Soul Calibur / F-Zero – all look great!
  • (Switch 2) Fast Fusion – Disappointing, generic, f-zero clone
  • Rainbow 6 Siege X – Dual Front mode
  • Drifting rumors
  • Drinking: Athletic IPA

Voicemail #2: Can’t sleep and horny for Switch 2
Guest Host:  Omali, aka Conner (aka, @mmofallout  )

  • Conner’s Valve Visit
  • Steamdeck Orb and other stuff
  • Can’t talk about what he saw in the room
  • Selling memorabilia / Tumbler / Funyuns
  • Nioh 3 –  souls game for people who don’t like clunkiness
  • Hell is Us – no compass
  • Finished My Friendly Neighborhood – murderous muppets
  • Drinking: Zero Sugar Creme Soda Dr. Pepper

News:

  • Sony State of Play
  • Phil’s weight loss / Tony Hawk
  • Down on the ROG Ally
  • Suck my ass Sony / PS games <-Xbox<-PC
  • 3M units a day / Trust me bro, tyler mcvicker
  • John’s pringles and coke from Wal-Mart – crushed it
  • Amazon no longer reliable for pre-orders
  • tried Splitgate, not great.  – Make FPS games great again
  • aim-bots and generally sweaty people
  • Switch it up like Nintendo

Voicemail #3: Monster Train 2 is awesome, like crack

Ry’s first official show – next week!

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