Episode #951 – Saros, Diablo 4 Lord of Hatred, Vampire Crawlers, and the Bullet Hell Mud Battle

Episode #951 – Saros, Diablo 4 Lord of Hatred, Vampire Crawlers, and the Bullet Hell Mud Battle

Intro: Massive Show!

John is close to recovery / revisiting Black Flag, but less

Camping memories / Play has no limits at Gamestop

Can you play it in the woods? DoesitPlay.org

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10 sec. spotlight:

Michelle (aka, @CoastalMichelle)

  • Diablo IV: Lord of Hatred – Very Italian, better than the last expansion
  • “I wanna be let free to just kill shit” – Michelle
  • No cross purchase
  • Vampire Crawlers – Don’t hate it / mindless encounters
  • Controls are weird / evolving and combining cards / the bridge is hard
  • Managing Mana on the cards / “I was bored” – Ry
  • Tangy TD – disappears from Steam, but it’s cute
  • Don’t fursecute me / crying on the internet
  • What is a hentai goblin sprite?
  • Drinking: Water

John (aka, @blkdog7)

  • Tides of Tomorrow – Plastic punk / New twist on a narrative game
  • Pick a player to follow like a ghost / assholes follow assholes
  • Characters are ugly / never felt any danger in this game
  • Kiln – john had a dream … / Tim Schaefer shit
  • Online pottery brawler / gallons to liters / this game sucks
  • How much is a McDouble in Canada?
  • Double Fine is DONE / Dudes don’t like pottery
  • Pottery on the fly?  No.
  • Dead Island 2 – Impressed with the beginning
  • Drinking: Jigsaw Jazz

Ryan (aka, @GenerationRy )

  • Beat Pragmata – all your bosses are enhanced now
  • Returnal – way better on PC
  • (PS5) SAROS – you’re a space grandma with a gun
  • not meant to be beaten on the first try
  • They don’t know!!!! / Here’s the hook – permanent upgrades
  • Rogue Like/Light / traditional bullet-hell / it is not a schmup
  • “This is a hybrid!” – John / muddying the genre / Wallz of ballz
  • Trees Hate You – don’t trust them
  • Drinking: Original Blonde Lager

News:

  • Unpacking the Sony thing – encription keys stolen
  • Gamestop – play has no limits / cartridge gaming
  • The stress of doomsday / chances of losing a game
  • New Steam Controller $99 / puck / only works in Steam
  • Steam Machine updated soon?
  • We love Matt

Matt Bradford back next week!

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