Episode #540 – PlayerUnknown’s GENITALS
Intro:
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Voicemail #1: (520) FEEL-VGO – Never let in someone from Jersey
DJ Rogue(UK Tony) sayz – he supports you and wants T-shirts
10 sec. spotlight:
Michelle
- Monster Hunter World Demo (PS4)
- Spellforce 3 – Dialogue with voice!
- Hello Neighbor – What’s in your basement??!!
- Hearthstone packs Kobolds & Catacombs
- Yeti hunter for Overwatch- It’s EvoLvEd
- Hellblade Senua’s Sacrifice (Steam) (PS4) – couldda been a contender
- PUBg Desert map – now we got shotguns
- A Hat in Time – great controls
- Drinking: Lemon w/ Simply Lemon
John
- I like Fortnite (XB1X) – and the 50 v. 50
- Need to play WWII more
- Streaming PUBg on XB1X – and STICKERS!
- Framerate is a joke & outsourcing
- Battle of the Bulges and the Camel Toes
- Lengthy diatribe about how much PUBg sucks on Xbox1X
- Drinking: a water
Voicemail #2: Thank you 4 a 4K TV experience
News:
- Medievil remastered
- Pretentious Game Award recap in bonus show
- 44% game advertising is from Sony.
- Twitch going after Steam with direct game sales
- Twitch streaming football ? / Netflix needs a chat
- Idiocracy revisited
- Ryan Reynolds stars in Pikachu Movie / Detective Pikachu
- Bridge Constructor Portal
Voicemail #3: Perfect Loot Box System – get over it
- CoD loot box synopsis and lament
- Breath of the Wild DLC
- Doomsday Heist for GTA
- Neir Automata wants to burn his Animal Xing camp to the ground
- Okami HD passing on Switch
- Floor Kids on the Switch
- Mario cereal
- Star Wars on Friday, meh!
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Kind of disappointed that both of you crapped out on Hellblade so early. The game does pick up and get more action-y later, and the puzzles get more complex (and there are collectibles to pick up for a different ending). The more interesting conversation is how the gaming press completely ruined the main source of tension in the game (permadeath) about a day after it came out.
And camel toe and dick bulges are underrated. The main reason I go to work every night is to stare at my boss’s cam toe. As graphics get closer to photorealism, are characters supposed to have flat crotches like Barbie and Ken dolls?
Speaking of which, John is missing the main draw of Call of Duty’s Headquarters: to spray paint dick emblems all over the leaderboards. And there are a bunch of full Atari 2600 games there you can play, too.
So, what kind of job do you have that you get to look at camel toe all day? Asking for a friend.
The kind of job where my boss wears stretchy pants that vacuum seal the lower half of her body and I don’t care if she catches me staring at her. Not exactly making Weinstein money…
at least every job has it’s perks!